i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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