The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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