I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
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The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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