I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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