I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
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You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
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