I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
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I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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