you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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