i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
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No period for spring break; use this wisely.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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