I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
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would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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