you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
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And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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