I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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