I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
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He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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