I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
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I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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so much tequila, so little girl.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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