We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
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She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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