I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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