Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
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wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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