I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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