dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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