Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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