I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
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afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
tell me about the eggs
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