Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
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Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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