I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
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We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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