i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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