Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
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I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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