Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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