I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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