id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
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I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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