There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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