Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
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My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
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My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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