Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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