cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
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The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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