There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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