That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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