gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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