We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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