Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
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He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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