Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
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im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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