I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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