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Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.

(917): View more from New York City

Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.

(812): View more from Indiana

Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.

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(812): Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background. (917): Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex. (812): Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds. http://tfl.nu/5x1m

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(410): View more from Maryland

Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'

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Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..

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(410): Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles' (301): Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar.. http://tfl.nu/a4j3

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.

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(412): I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here. http://tfl.nu/0gmn

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(847): View more from Illinois

i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song

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(847): i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song http://tfl.nu/7299

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"

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(608): so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!" http://tfl.nu/79w8

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(304): View more from West Virginia

There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.

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(304): There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year. http://tfl.nu/n54w

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(601): View more from Mississippi

High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way

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(601): High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way http://tfl.nu/xf3z

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(416): View more from Toronto

I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.

(905): View more from Ontario

Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.

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(416): I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny. (905): Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night. http://tfl.nu/j8pa

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(740): View more from Ohio

It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.

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(740): It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex. http://tfl.nu/8qyg

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(309): View more from Illinois

don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.

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(309): don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia. http://tfl.nu/2ibq

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(856): View more from New Jersey

12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.

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Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits

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(856): 12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong. (856): Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits http://tfl.nu/ncaq

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(518): View more from New York

He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.

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(518): He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on. http://tfl.nu/5fme

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico

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(201): Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico http://tfl.nu/pgpo

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(217): View more from Illinois

Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you

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(217): Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you http://tfl.nu/bix8

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(619): View more from California

Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.

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(619): Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear. http://tfl.nu/20ls

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