You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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