Grow some girl-balls and come out already
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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