Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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