Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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