So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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