new low.... made out with someone while peeing
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
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Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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