So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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