I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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