i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
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Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Can you repeat that, but with context?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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