I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
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That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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