you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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